| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 2011 of 2327 |
Kids always brighten up a house; mostly by leaving the lights on.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 2012 of 2327 |
Kids have *never* taken guidance from their parents. If you could travel
back in time and observe the original primate family in the original tree,
you would see the primate parents yelling at the primate teenager for sitting
around and sulking all day instead of hunting for grubs and berries like
dad primate. Then you'd see the primate teenager stomp up to his branch
and slam the leaves.
-- Dave Barry
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 2013 of 2327 |
Kill a commy for your mommy.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 2014 of 2327 |
Kill 'em all, and let God sort 'em out.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 2015 of 2327 |
Kill for the love of killing! Kill for the love of Kali!
-- Hindu saying
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 2016 of 2327 |
Kill Kill,
Hate Hate,
Murder, Maim, and Mutilate!
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 2017 of 2327 |
Kill your parents.
-- Jerry Rubin
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 2018 of 2327 |
Killing turkeys causes winter.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 2019 of 2327 |
Kilroe hic erat!
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 2020 of 2327 |
Kime's Law for the Reward of Meekness:
Turning the other cheek merely ensures two bruised cheeks.
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